You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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