I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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