he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Boobs speak an international language.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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