When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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