I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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