i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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