i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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