So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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