its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
