they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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