do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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