For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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