i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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