so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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