I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Omg I joined a choir last night...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
