Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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