Tell her she can't have a vagina
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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