is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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