Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
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I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
