U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Everything about him screamed your future.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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