"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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