get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
two words...techno handjob
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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