Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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