I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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