She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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