I swear she didn't look like that last week.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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