her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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