You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
