Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Randomize
