I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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