shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
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