is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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