This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I love you. Go after that dick
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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