in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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