Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
And then my night got REAL pukey
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize
