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I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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