ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
