ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i may or may not be watching the land before time
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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