The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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