he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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