Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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