Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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