yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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