After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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