all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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