please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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