The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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