I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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