I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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