You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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